Benefit Hero Blog

Occasional updates about the game, or commentary on the world of benefits.

30 April 2025 in Commentary

Government Discovers Exciting New Way to Lose £38bn While Trying to Save £5bn

In an economic masterstroke, Labour's benefit cuts will reportedly cost the UK economy £38bn while saving just £5bn in welfare spending. It's the fiscal equivalent of burning down your house to save on the heating bill.

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12 April 2025 in Commentary

Working Class Don't Want Handouts, Says Person Giving Out Fewer Handouts

Deputy PM Angela Rayner has helpfully informed the nation that working class people don't want 'handouts' but support - coincidentally while her government cuts £5bn from the benefits system. Meanwhile, our new Class System update lets you experience social mobility in all its bureaucratic glory!

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8 April 2025 in Commentary

New Tax Year: Carers Can Now Earn More... While Their Benefits Rise Less Than Inflation

In a classic case of bureaucratic generosity, carers can now work more hours without losing their allowance, while watching their benefits lose value in real terms. It's the system's specialty: giving with one hand while quietly taking with the other.

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6 April 2025 in Commentary

The Mental Health 'Overdiagnosis' Debate: When Saving Money Trumps Saving Minds

The Health Secretary suggests 'overdiagnosis' of mental health conditions is behind rising benefit claims. The evidence suggests otherwise. Let's untangle this convenient narrative.

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30 March 2025 in Commentary

Democracy in Action: MPs to Vote on Disability Benefit Cuts Before Knowing What They'll Actually Do

In a shocking turn of events that will surprise absolutely no one, MPs are set to vote on major disability benefit cuts before having any idea how many people affected might actually find work.

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28 March 2025 in Announcements

Benefit Hero Alpha: Another Form to Fill

The Department for Game Development regrets to inform you that Benefit Hero is now available in alpha. Your participation is mandatory.

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